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Husband, father, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, beer drinker. He earned the distinction of being the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. With his high school sweetheart, Marge Bouvier, Homer settled down in Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield, to raise his three children. Homer is loves Duff Beer, donuts, Marge's pork chops and watching the Bee Guy on the Spanish channel.
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Lisa is only 8 and already reads at a 14th grade level and has written a number of college application-quality essays, one of which won her family a free trip to Washington, D.C. She loves playing her saxophone, attending school and reading Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. A fan of Malibu Stacy, Lisa tried unsuccessfully to create her own talking doll, Lisa Lionheart. Unfortunately, no one wanted to buy a talking doll that was as judgmental as Lisa. She is a vegetarian and that if she could have one thing (besides world peace), it would be a pony. |
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At age 10, Bart has managed to live out a number of dreams: He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty the Clown), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town, and almost snagged the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend, Santa's Little Helper. And, he is the one and only guy to pan the phrase "Eat My Shorts!" |
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Maggie is one year old. She has accomplished quite a bit in that short time. She's learned to spell her own name with an Etch A Sketch, she's toured the town of Springfield alone, and she's shot Springfield's richest man (Mr Burns) because he attempted to steal her lollipop. |
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Selma Bouvier is single and hates her brother-in-law, Homer Simpson. She has been married twice divorced twice as well. First, she married Sideshow Bob shortly after he served his prison term for framing Krusty the Clown. |
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Bart Simpson is wrongly pegged as an underachiever and troublemaker. But he feels he should remind folks of his good qualities too: He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought down an illegal French winery during his brief semester abroad. Even though he has mocked the Springfield Community Church with phony hymns or makes constant prank-calls to Moe's Tavern several times a day for the last few years. It all balances out, right? |
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A happy homemaker and mother of three. Her pride and joys are Bart (her "special little guy"), Lisa and Maggie. She also loves Homer, (her husband). Marge also has strong relationships with her sisters, Patty and Selma, and with her father-in-law, Abe Simpson. She has been tempted to stray from her husband by a charming bowler and was nearly seduced into a life of crime by her one-time neighbor, Ruth Powers. Aside from her duties at home, Marge has flirted briefly with a number of careers ranging from police officer to anti-violence activist. |
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Grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Abe, aka Grampa, lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle where he enjoys soft foods and company of his friends. Abe briefly found success in his retirement as a writer for the award-winning Itchy & Scratchy cartoon series. That career came to an end when he publicly scolded the entire cartoon industry at an awards show. He has won a grand total of 0 (zero) awards, (possibly because of this). |
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